Take a REALLY CLOSE LOOK! (See what I mean?)
Sunday, June 24, 2007
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Saturday, June 9, 2007
FREE PARIS!!!
Free Paris! Who else will give us shots such as these? Oh, that's right, Britney Spears. I forgot.
OH REALLY?
And of course, Al Sharpton once again rears his ugly head, showboating and race-baiting with the worst of them. The self-appointed spokesman for the black race and guardian of the public morals said this about the Paris Hilton case:
"Though I have nothing but empathy for Ms. Hilton....this early release gives all of the appearances of economic and racial favoritism that is constantly cited by poor people and people of color..."
Really? It's been reported that the typical sentence for such an offense is anywhere from a few hours to a few days. If favoritism exists in this case, why did she get 45 days?
I wonder what Sharpton would say if it were Whitney Houston instead of Paris Hilton heading for the clinker?
DON'T WORRY - WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
They just returned Paris to prison. Apparently, she's the victim of some sort of turf war between the sheriff and the judge. I have a solution that should be agreeable to all: Put her back on house arrest - at my house - at my expense. After she serves her 45-day sentence, she'll emerge a changed, and better, woman.
But seriously, she shouldn't have had to go to prison in the first place, because there's a legal clause somewhere that says hot chicks get a special exemption, a get-out-of-jail-free card, as it were.
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