They just returned Paris to prison. Apparently, she's the victim of some sort of turf war between the sheriff and the judge. I have a solution that should be agreeable to all: Put her back on house arrest - at my house - at my expense. After she serves her 45-day sentence, she'll emerge a changed, and better, woman.
But seriously, she shouldn't have had to go to prison in the first place, because there's a legal clause somewhere that says hot chicks get a special exemption, a get-out-of-jail-free card, as it were.
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